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MocMISC1_0019e . r..- ----...—.. Tine 1924 campaign cometh and the An exchange says that he who dal- Mark Twain said the Creator n1ade THE 1922 one goeth, and the G. O. P. gang lies is a dastard. Yes, because he who idiots first, for practice; *en he made Published Monthly will get just what they sowe-th, drinks is a drunkard, and he who cus- school boards and republican bosses% ses may be a custard. but from the wayall these act -in- s Cheer up, boys! Of Haodingis:n the Q these latter days, looks like the first W, HENRY DAMS country has its fill, and republicans It sometimes nooks as if the G. O. Editor and Owner are being thinned to one in a viii. P.'s ringing platform declaration on batch got mixed with fide Last. 0— the World Court in 1924 will be sub- In boosting up the Harding ac - Entered as Second -Clasp Matter Is the world growing better? Yes, but some of the people, they 'that cor.- stantially acomps follows: "On the one lishments the said bd+osters re - March 119 1920, at the Postofi'ice at tinually vote the republican wa hand, whereas on the other--. inind THE HORNET of the cheerful )Iacksville N Co. under the act of y ' darn—em. If you don't ,bekeve that reading � lar who stretched a sandwich Into darn—em. 3, 1879. ° - - _ President Hardin 's vie a full meal and tried �o fool his �- A G. O. P. split is threatened in � g views on the .,stomach into believing it. One Year......... so o*oo *a . 35 cents Illinois ---which shows that Illinois re- Leagues and World Court is a trying Four Years ................... X1.00 publicans ape getting back to nor- ordeal for -a fat man on a riot day, ask The fact about the -whole matter is In clubs of ten or more, 25c. per malty. Chief Justice Taft. 'that we common cusses stand about year. Cash in advance. las mucrn chance under a Republican Harding, on his way through the . � If a Chinaman in his govern- West, visited the wheat fields, and- rein as the ,proverbial celluloid , ca�� Make remittance by check, register- � inept into trouble in order to get a has of catching the asbestos rat in a 'ob, he is a bandit. Over here w � call 'ever since the Republican congrega- lake of fire which the Russelibes tell ed letter or money order drawn on, J tion has been standing and singing: .. MOCKSVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA. !them politicians. "W�lat shall the harvest be? " us does not exist. 0 10 e e e * * * * * # Fellows: IlThis is an era of advancement, but The banditry situation in China was leyites on HORNET bites, and give a bad affair, and it may et become t * _ it is also the Harding era and whirr y �' .EDITORIAL STINGERS * c the other. little republican things the food experts are telling us what lour national dtrty under our aeavy some Hornet stings. . g ` responsibility of moral leadershipto to eat, they should indicate whereID p �' You can't always tell a plan by #.he and how to obtain plenty of it, over and take charge of some pro - Business may .be sound, but w,,,I:1 !coat he 'swears, but the breath of a - - 14 t winces, especially where the good oil Street is trembling. Southern republican is mo, -jt generally As next year is campaign year C wells are. a sure- thing. again, we suggest that you begin to Y The profiteers nagger• only wren ` look out for republican Imes, many of J A Republican brother recently Republicans should not w about orliv abt which are older than `the Bibliremarked that he is beginning to ter prices take a tumble. _ p r ; cal lim- .eve sithat the devil is to in 192. -- the preservation of Democrat,, presi- it of three score and ten. Pay • Satan .and Sambo, sah, are =till dential timber, ht is sound enough to Well, his satanic majesty has always high up in G. O. P. councils. keepin most all climes. Republicans are getting what is been lenient with the Republican coming to -them in the primaries and party, and we don't see whyhe should Thinking is hard work, but ntr)st The longer H ding holds forte tie p- • s ec�al elections this Summer. They _ Igo back tin it at tnis time. republicans can prove an alibi, plainer it will appear to thinking re- have straddled and straddled and – ° publicans that the G. O. P. is no or- whodaddled until t As soon as the republicans get thfu High tariff effects e� erg thing--- p �'ey are now get- , .-,even sugar -head and blot•kh•ctinad. ganiz�ation for them, g Politically paddled. laughing at us for not having any _ more outstanding leaders than a rab- The hard rip hard -tack must be close` With the bourbon and standpat- re- Harding, in the name of a trip to bit, we're going to ask them in THE ' akin to the hard in Harding. publicans pulling the wires its no Alaska, is taking a regular circle- HORNET'S sarcastic way what Y*W- wonder that so. many of them that swing, one of the Wm. H. Taft down- vie got themselves in that line, the Ammng the ships thwL are being 'run to the pepple remain crossed. and -out, brace -'ens -up bouts. But, the big chief Harding not excepted; and converted to soil is statesinanshcp. result will be the same, for the west- then do a libtle raucous guffawing on Mr.. Rockefeller still talks of the ern farmers are mad as hornets. When the roll is caved in 19.4, are "burden of wealth." And so many our own hook. 3-ou going to answer yea or nay ?jioor, but patient, backs bowed to re- There must surely be a great roan Former Justice Clark urges young y� 8 ung C ?ive it—the ",burden." "liars," "thieves" and "crooks" in men to take a stand against war. Leaving the Republican party has t the Republican party, Those were the well in 19.17 some of them did, tits_ been resumed as a pleasant past -time. ! Scientists have found a petrified name t ' s they called each other during they are still breaking racks to the I Man *ho has sat with his feet ele%ra-- their b: Many Rubes are republican still, ' ted� for thousands of ears. Probable g fracas of 1912, and they music of a ball and chain. Taking a though they are getting stiller about a primitive 'know each other better than wie do. stand against war is a thing to be rt. job -holder. done with discretion as ands time It is said that negro leaders of the ° Trouble with the present day goug- and place. Fool voters and G. O. P. officials : South are encouraging migration, of are political partners of the same err uia the repw`k�lican band -wagon their fellow -friends, but we notice initials. ! i5 tl,„-t many of them think them- that these big Sambos are not set- a i selves bigger than the bass drum. tin., any personal example, and faith Harding has been traveling about, ( - ° without works is generally c but whether he of anywhere does. .011e thing we can say for Uncle g y onsider. g y Joe” Cannon ---he always had too ed dead. not yet appear. much sense to have a high tariff Reuben, Reuben, you are IMking ; named after him. mighty thin. Yves, by Ned, old Hard- In E t thee az 4 ing's still in. gyp r'e _ ,000 candidates w .. Clear the track for the G. a. P. »-•��vu ►va.tiv 111 b11G Egyptian parliament. Work must be pack --ere long now we'll meet the # as unpopular there as in the United Donkey gang coming back. States. The republican table is always A Next year this time the big con - spread with everything except a feast ventions will have been "hilt," the for the people. i platforms built and the Republican U Don't always judge a republican by party will be -on its way -up Salt the length of his speech or the dis• river with a tilt. , tance he can reach. 0--_________. According to the old fashioned be-' o--- A correspondent suggests that one liefs, the big profiteers are walk - way to send sugar prices down is ing Easy street now, but will some "day take a back alley down into to send profiteers up. Brimstone Flats. e Each nation, it appears, trusts in o God. Now, all that is needed is for Iowa and several other western them to trust in one another, [states seem determined to kick out The big -bug, the lazy -bug, the pro- Of the G. 0. P. shafts, and Harding's fiteering bee and the pharisee, all appearance in them has only served suck homey from the same blooming as a scare -crow to frighten th-,am tree. further. 9 Dr. Harding, Jr., in his tripthro- ugh the West and to Alaska, pocketed his executive dignity, picked up his Political pill -box and sallied forth in response to •a hurry call to probe for splinters in the hide of the old G. O. P. elephant. Simultaneous with the departure of President Harding for Alaska, .Lasker and the Leviathan loaded with Republican politicians and brethren, Pushed off for Southern seas. The Lasker joy-riders reported a fine time, and pleasant weather, but the storms ? will begin when Congress re-aZem- tiles. A United States senator rates it as an astounding fact that "Ameri- cans are forbidden by law to do more things than were the Russians under the Czar and the Germans under the Raiser. Probably so, but tie Rus- sians and Germans didn't do the for- biddea things like we do, When a bunch of bankers buneb #�a people too often they are not even prosecuted. When the law does fan on somebody they appear to be the wrong fellows. T'ne men who actual- ly get the swag go unmolested —surd such infernal doings is enou#h to make a preacher cuss. It is report -ad that the Pmident arranged his Alaskan trip in the hope of keeping peace in the party, but then ,'int is generally believed fart he sent George Harvey to England for the same purpose, but without anly conspicuous success. Keeping peace in the G. O. P. gang is like keeping the worshipers quiet at a negro camp meeting. They suggested "sugarless days" and various other ways to out -do the sugar profiteers. We don't know, but it looks to us, that a government that can conscript its finest sons and carry! them to foreign fields ought to have power enough to prevent wholesale theft. Now this is the way we feel about it; however, it wouldn't io for everybody to see alike. Th In the outs admonish our over 4 he app science and the not be any con true in science the Scripture!,. the only word i found is a Brea the armor of r' a mig' (y gener days, months, y to invincible a ending warfare holds of error, hood. Ignoran time, error leo and falsehood but defeat awai Those of us wn never expect in not become dis defeats. When truth, ultimate when enlisted final defeat is However, wh burning the " ago, it was not coming conflict and the past. neighbors, we columns of TH was the voice wilderness. Th and after all, it real ---a clash principles —a hoods, not - f ingorance an superstition a tween prejudice tion of clashes intervals all al time. The present travail before companying ex that always vis truths. Every, mankind's farm our tower of k us to the next to a great He pnesied by Isai reth, Paul and past whose wo thing. Two kinds of = ...47"'PM ed in the Bib and the false p who told the t phets, while t falsely are t phets, as i s c those who sa their prophecy (truth) on w established his the gates of h • norance) cane 13:3 says: "Wo phets that folio .have seen note of_ the same ch have seen van tion, saying th Lord hath not, same to -day. teachers and p "God 'Hath said t©'.d them an �-