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VOLUME TWELVE MOCKSVIL-IX, N. C., August, 1923 NUMBER 7
j flatter them. TELL THE REPUBLICANS
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� g That not every reptib'.ican who cri- � � i
ed "Hardin !" "Harading !" in 19'0 That it is hi time they w�erP
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s else they
j 1 country they would do, y
THE REVULSION HAS SET IN; THE REVILE HAS STARTED; � politl'eal Lord. (might country
as well pack their oft-
, , R 19Z That the fellows who are anhious cial grip and prepare to "get from
THE RECALL WILT. FALL ON EM IN NO` EIaVVIBE 1 to rant you a crown of gold in +tl e „
g here in 1924.
Lovk hie republicans! cakes! but your Uig bosses got all the nett w°rid aae not willing for You 1 That a word to the wise is usua'-
p i •• to have one in this. -
Y one u kos s of a litical l large stakes, and put off you I?k , 1 ly sufficient, but some time a stuf
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• I devils with only a few hand snakes. � That It will be a long time ere the � fed club is more accelerating and ��f-
hocus ..porus,, Y
You abblin warriors on ne worn Its your Nisiness to believe and ;world will be bound together by i fective to the republicans of th14
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u w g .» not receive our .business to vote and j any universal language except tree country, or rather that is what Theo-
-out wagon. of boasted Normalcy, ' Y 'one that mune talks.
t Re ublican not miss a note, your job to walk Y dore Roosevelt said about them once.
You call yourselvesnhey P . while your bosses talk, yours �t�_� do + That most r•epubl�can politicians be- That judging from last year's G.
party—pEseserver of puss,e-gutters—
While they dare, yours to work while lieve in the "initiative" for them- O. P. primaries and the Fall's elec-
•.hielk tariff defenders. the political ! selves privilege Y
that can divide and die in they .shirk. , but they object to the revile tion returns, it is time the were
salamander h
s u di in 1912. But, after all, you are republiR�ans, of the "recall" by their constituents. mending their fences, else -all their
ane �caritpaitgn, a you d �
' e i line to do i all over aren't you . That it is very well for the bour- "insurgents" of 1908 and 1912, better
Now your n t - li anism - known as Bull Moose brethren, v�ill
You believe in repub e , bons of capitalism that the world is
again in 1J24. #
You have ulled a ainat the coat- setandpatism, fall-datism and
full of fools and that a sucker is born escape from their political barn lot.
P catism you believe in anything that ' ever` minute, many of them twins. T ,.A since a goodfy portion of
tails of the people until they ara "go- republicans ever believed in. - repudiating ng-
t quit you again. You have kick- That it was a vote of protest that republicans are re udiatin Mardi
ing o q y g You believe in a little rum --right • 1 ism hat -dog splism and hash gisin,
ed. the people and they are going Har ding got in 1920, but in shooting
to kick you.
now you're wanting some. at the war millions of muts hit their. 1 the very best thing for all faces and
bowels of compassion have For a wet bird is a republican. His own pocket books. factions of dissatisfaction to do is to
Your. P beak holds more than his belican; ie ; 1 I,, come to old Democracy's mourners'
turned . to gutta-parcha; your tail is' can hold in his beak, enough for a That all the little 2x4 G. 0. bench in a trot.
f ockte-burrs of art re- orator=s might as well do up their
°f the e * . party P week --can you see now the heT•ecan r 1 • . a an to That every time this country starts
Judice; your bourbonle shins are bak- ti oices in red flannelrags d y
� - up the Jacob's Ladder to better
iig in the sunlight of an enlighten- WE AVE LEARNED, thea,%,ay, for their 1924 cake is all ,things, it slips and lets in the doused
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ed constituency. ; dough.
republicans whose leaders think they
Late. in 1924 your whole business _ , That it is hardly worth wni to are humanity's ov&s2�rs, and that
�vtil � look irks a fish factory struck That W114 ill, pushes Ford, ask the republicans to sit steady in the common herd were made to sup-
bylightning;there'll not be enough many -another man has done the same. � the boat while their whole party or -
g That Secretary of the Treasury port any brand of onesid�ednesg they
Y �' I ganization is floundering in an ocean
of you Taft to make a greia.sy spat hand out.
. Mellon was not pulled before he was � � - �
in the G. O. P. pan; your hide Will of despair. That the present gang of Harding
' ripe. ll
iay pe. � � .
hang out on the brush fence of the financrepublican poli- incumbents will at no distant dabe be -
political pasture; the people with one • That one reason a po AN EXPLANATION, come the "out-wents," and if you
great voice will arise and sing; tician lies • is because he cant say
« much for his art otherwise. don't believe what we say, lust wait
"Praise God from whom all hkessings P y , - Typographical errors appearing in and see what you nay --these Dings
That the only time G. 0. P. polka a time are
flow," the boarbonic ,blatherskites Y , THE HORNET from time to
' • cians look up to a fe'_low is when they not file fault of th-e editor. The sim- will come to pass in no far distant
have been overthrown here below.
day.
a an - ordinary re- are in a hole. ple fact is we hire our Stinger print -
•Oh, you are gang of y � That in some, future age when wool
•I4ublicans---red devil runners,; with That the American. Declaration _of ed and do not have access to the ,
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Independence is as unpopular with !proofs.
grows on Harbert Hoovers Head and
weekday stripes and blue SundayI Daugherty's put odt of the cabinet,
trimmings Hardingites--Coolidge*i- some men as the Ten Commandments. i In 1917 when our country went in- by Ned, the country will wish that
tes-. �Tohnsontes Borahites ands That the best of the truths of to the World Way and all minds be- they had listened to what we Demo-
irnany other k%ds of blatherskites. Republican stump speakers -are mere came absorbed with that hellish
freckles on the face of facts. � oats said.
You am,Hughesites, Hooverit�es and holocaust, THE HORNET suspended That all republicans of the common
Tattites( � twis`Wng aroimd in stand- That about all the republicans are
using to bind u the wounds of th•e � publication, sold its printing plant -her•d should join with us Democrats
are Wall Street kes g P ! and otherwise prepared to let 'ourn-
pat tights. You set i , , P P J I -and not say a word, turn over a new
too--hatingthe man and standing ' World war veterans is red tap`2. alism everlastingly alone.
Y g That the American flag is sure to � g Y leaf, start out anew way-- listen,
by the feW. However, when the vier ended and Mr. Republican, you'd better do what
In 1912 n republicans That
bled show up sooner or later where there #peace came, our dgsire to publish The we sa
• I is suffering .or o2_. I 'Stinger
and died, in 1910 you still mourned Stinger returned and we started up
• I That there are some good republf- again, 'hiring our paper rimed for The Wet program to date seems
and cried, but the t jird time you ga s g r pap p P g
an i 1920 stepped on every- cans, but the trouble of it is they the time being. We expect to ut in to confiist mainly- of light whines and
$rose d o ppe y g P P
body's toes. stand for the same durn things the i a plant sooner or later—in the mean i fears.
Then you thought yourselves the bad ones do. time remember we are not to blame
only pebbles on 1th;a bdach; your plan Tit Huropean travel will broaden ,for the typographical mistakes that It takes three generations to make
was to take everyffing within reach, about 250 thousand American tour- I appear more or less in every issue of a gentleman and only one bath gueao
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t'he pies, the plums and political an- ists this summer, and it will *4o [THE; HORNET, 1 in the stock markat to msU a Bobo,