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MOCKSVILLL, . N. ( JULY, 1922
NUMBER SIX
THE TITANTIC OF 1920. Are a gang of big windbroken
AMERICAN BOURBON$ sixd right they have no -Political page; in the
we're the Republican party, peu_ {i A3sesathe Republican Party. memoranda of wrong they carry manyBourbon
is a name that represented full pages. For a •
pl®1 - a me 8'e fact, their sins have
THE HORNETS PASTORATE, member of the last royal family � found them out.
We're the band of sorry Mikes that , of France
make up the . In American politics hour- After the battle of 19'24, after the
p ..gang of Hardingites boli
Hooverikes and political blights. - .SHE H ORN'bon is having good PP 'es to the extreme conserva- smoke is gone, here is what will be
You should have "knew" meetings at present. Peb le of all � tives who learn nothing and forget � noticed emblaz
-us with- P ed across the sky of
fades anti factions are attendin • our I
nothing. Burbon has bacoxr, a term the Political «
out further ado • we are enemies to � P heavens. "Republicanism
services. Man republicans, though j that r=epresents those who oppose all is dead." Down near th
all such as you, We're enemies to Y P i e horizon,as
,progress, especially
ourselves and have gotten ourselves sore on our politics_ are masticating sells be progress that upon a great grave stone, it will say;
our religion violently, we in all p tier things for the common D ---ed and delivered." Thus the tom-.
Into a stew. � people. I
In 1920 we were the political Titan- weary willies to come to our monthly ! plete epitaph will read: "Dead, d --ed
meetings. ; The Republican party is as full of and delivered."
tic, but since then we have run into
;bourbon as a
an iceberg these Harding hard times A Preacher is usually judged by the l dog is full of fleas in Verily, the way of the trans resso
size of his con re ations and if he j fly time. Two things these bourbons is hard g r
---which is cutting us in twain, and g g ' � fear—publicity►and Repu�ljeanison must tray -
the Democrats are going to kick us can get four of five hundred of the and pure Democracy, el back up Bait River; even unto the
• brethren and sisters out to hear him Three things they dislike --justice, fountain head t,erof, •
back out into the rain. 'truth and at is what
;.;Moot his gospel horn he is thought to f .�,:.. d right. the wild wave � that '
_ -. ,� r � _ re saying; t I$
some bang-up preacher. ____� ��..- . --
of Harding hard times, the cold � _ �� � :: �. ���,-�,.�:,, &6�ee ..:, ...4 .;n
Since a preacher is judged by the HORNET opposes the right and some- the silent stars. Astrologers will waters of common .sense are burst�xg Size of his congregations body has lied, too. The confusion -� g 1 tell
s o gregations, THE f scan , YOU so, astronomers know it. All
our boilers, and we are destined to :HORNET man is some arises when men give a definition of � •
s e who signs point to it. The wayfaring
sink to damnation and defeat, we are Pper, for right. THE HORNET'S gns
a e preaching• to many, many .. NET'S definition of traveler, though a fool, knows it.
We asked for another chance; it thousands all v right, Politically and economically, •
came, and now we are to blame, over the United States. Y tally, �� woe unto you republicans and
• 1 that right r wall
And we do not give them just one g t is .that which is right for- street sinners. You have hardened
We had an extended chance years sermon and quitthe great majority of the A •!-,
until another col- Y people. The tir hearts and stiffened your necks.
ago. Republican idea of right
For 16 Ion - lection is made up. When we pass ght is that which i� •_,ir would not hearken to the voice
g years—years of Vic- the hat once and et our 35 'S best for the bourbons, the few rich t�f' the •
Kinley and Mark Hannaism years of reach ri h g • Y c we j who live off the earnings populace crying 2n a wilderness
Teddyism and Taftism. Oh, we were p g t on• giving you 12 big ngs of all tl�f <,t hot •dogs and hard times. Provide
sermons before we sapanything more lbalance of the bunch. ve a big bale of sack cloth
a gisut in those days. We had the Few laws can be made and s big
world by the tail and a down hill about money. It is said of us that that is ill � b�n�� of a5ht,,, and flee all of ye into
we give more preaching and "better favor of all, when one man is not ►the mountains of your mistake
pull but the hair slipped and the worth one dollar and another s and
Democrats grabbed our ie in 1912.- preaching for 35c than can ,be bought I er iso worth mourn ,and scourge yourselves for s
History will repeat itself; we are al- anywhere else. • And if you will crank $re few i season. The day of judgement Is wear
up your fountain laws that can prove beneficial to both.: at hando when the American people
ready battered up by brick bats of pen and bring sev- A law that will help p p
public opinion and the era] of your neighbors along to our p the poor man will say, get thee behind us, repu+b-
P p , primaries are services with ou the ri will make the millionaire loosen up � lrcanis12i. Th v •
getting our goat.
Bull 1Vlooseism is only 25c Y price will be toward the former, and a law that ! mil!r a votes of millions of
Y for 10 or more Now, can at aids Ong of free, intelligent, liberty
taming back, and we fear the country you beat thbargain?� the latter will of necessity be harm- Lavin 1 -
will 1 Y &.t for a There i Y g, hard -times hating
and back in the Donkey's sack.[ g and ,hot do
YfuI to the former. The whole mat- j despising citizens will fall 8
We are for profiteers --a very bad has never been so much good preach- ter comes f • leisurely
ing offered so cheaply :before. If nes to this point, are you for i into the depostories--e,nd then---- the
thing; we're for high tariffs with a the many or for the few? u c name
$ting• you ever expect to get the cockle- n e of republicanism will be mud.
laws cannot be made that will benefit I
NVQ ar r the burrs of ignorance and error curried all, then f °
people— oh, what out of the min en should we tot make them
a lie! a ds and hearts of your JINUNi f 1E#k9
or patrioltism, just in favor of the many g VER.SiQrt•
eprtcan
rblineighbors, now is your
for pie. g`
We are band of united Pro res- chance. The curry comb of truth THE G. O. P. ZODIAC. Jimmie, a un e •
g - Young evolutionist and
sives and standpatters, so we thought which THE HORNET uses will also rtuite a radical so mu
g � remove the moss -back bark from their Th C ch so that he
But since 1920 great changes have F e Congressional election will soon believed that man ascended from the
been wrought. cuticles, such old hide -bound sinners have "come and went' and ape or some lower order of •
The bigbugs among s - they are. Our process hurts con. it shall then arguelh with life, Was
S g u are stand be said that the country has g h• his another s pastor:
patters, while all the rest are any siderably and they may squirm like gone back to the Donkeydominion 'Everyone in our familyi
• five hundred and twist like flur but h--1 bent. To turn this • hole kind of animalp" said Jimmies some
old thing, for all it matters. Y, ` e trick the whole to the
We are "agin" many things iii_ after all, it will be good for them. con1poodle will have to be whippedamazed preacher.
eluding - ; Delay is not dangerous, but you Hardin Hu � ou sho 'g the League of Nitrons, shouldn't r g, ghes, Hoochy-Coochy and Why, 3' . shouldn't say that! the
procrastinate on that ac- Hoover; will ,Street and all that bunch 904.0man exclaimed.
'The Democrats say we are "agin' count. Bu our ticks - •
Y Y t to day for of hot feet; the old guard, the new `well, sand Jimmie, "mother is it
everything except the d ---l; they also I years admittance to THE HORNET'tS guard and the h--1 fired dear, the baby is mother's if
fired --and put the I'm the kid the ��,
say the Devil's our daddy and the pastorate and advise others to do like- whole business in the discard• and dads the goat
wise Remember, we are in the po- Frankly, the Re ublican •
grandpa of all iniquity. -
lrtical pulpit to stay and our future all that is a p Pa�Y and � One bad feature about "hell' is ti�et
No wonder, then, we and all our issues will be more end xno � _ �� thereof have bee { it is so invisibly located
re Inter weighed in the balance aAd fouAd = licana are u that repub-
politkal offepring eating as we go 4�i• wantin unable to see just wh&t
g; in fibs lodges book of f a r � of Imps their d
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