Hornet 1915 1"r.
Vol. VII FORK, NORTH CAROLINA, Sept. 8th, 1915 Net. 2
A "Drummer's"
This Does -Us Good
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Z = I has yet received came in from a_
Democratic supremacy and Demo- ♦♦ reader away out in Utah. He said:
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= We wish to explain that ♦2♦ cratic control in the Nation is having THE HORNET drops in on him every
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this is not THE HORNETS ♦ • its effect.
` two weeks like "some pleasant
♦♦ regular size This ' ♦1♦ A dream." a pronounced 2 g is one o � traveling man who makes � p ced THE HGR-
♦♦ our Vacation Issues, and we ♦�I 'most of the states west of the Missis- NET a rain -bow of hope," "Pando-
♦Zj will get hack to normal in ra's bog."ppi made this remark the other
another issue or so. So just ♦2♦ day: I Its presence acts as a life elixir; it
♦Z♦ mold your potato now and ♦♦ "There are not as man cheap- is a of ,the blues a dfs elI
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we'll come properly dressed t skates, half -crooks and demagogues of ill forebodings. The look of de--
�♦ after a bit. in politics as there used to be. I see pression on one's face will disappear-
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4 the effect, but I dont know the before its sunny smile, its cheeriness,.
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The estimate of this drummer is ! ed with natural wit, it can burnish
correct but we can't see why the wholesome amusement by the hour
Ifsums•
e d vll he can � o one t discover the cause, t a dozen, or a thousand, and,
The Republican pretenders, the keep them laughing until the Mears
"four-flushers," and the fakers and of Democratic joyflow down their
Dogon my Io u sy Iij e� I n� mooing to
'
I the blatherskites haven't the easy
cheeks unbidden, but it will give a.
Mand pat until there ain't enough
picking they enjoyed, say, for 16
►Republican pleurisy -pains and mental.
of me left to cover a flea bite, pro-
years under G. O. P. Pry. The vot-
appendicitis.
vided I was court plaster, which I
ers rounded up this kind when they
He says further, "it turns awpay"
am not as good as.
put all Republicanism on the blink,!
the burden from the heavy .laden
I'm done petered, all but my name,
in 1910 and 1912. 1
breast, drives away dull care, and*
and it ain't got no credit any more,
This is not to assert that the politi-
wakes one have a feeling of sweet'.
but I don't want the devilish Demo-
cal millennium is at hand. It is yet
contentment."
crats to know that I think so.
a few centuries off, human nature be -
I ain't mashed on myself nary bit,
ing human nature. There are still
but catch me a saying so if you can.
demagogues visible to the naked eye.
Truth
in a Nut Shell
I'm ashamed of myself drot it f I
i
The fakers yet flourish in our midst.
ain't but I wouldn't own it, not
The buncombe -artist, the inciter of !
----
even to old man Joe Cannon.
prejudice and passion, the player on ;
The Hornet has said a great ereail
I'm going to stick to the interests,
ignorance, still spout from the barrel- ;
about the Republican party and w
till the last hair slips, and then con-
head or other convenient platform. 1
haven't said enough. The fact about':
tinue to stick like a hungry tick to
But there are less of them, they '
the matter is that a common cuss -
a nigger's shin.
-hold power more precariously, and
stands about as much chance with, they
The standpatters is my right wm,
they are, above all, being compelled
big pussle gutters as the proverbal"
and the Teddyites in my left arm and
to change their styles and paces. The
celluloid eat has of catching the as --
our departed brethren, Nels Aldrich,
people have found out the Republican
bestos rat in a lake of fire which- thiel
Bill McKinley and Mark Hanna, are
type of demagogue and buffoon. The
Russelites tell us does not exist'..
odr legs and they being dead is t'.e
Republican predigested conviction
reason we can't travel like we use
from "boss," to "rank and filer" is
to do.
becoming unfashionable. The penal-
One of our subscribers writes- THEW
HORNET and asks: when will the.:
My right arm got paralyzed in 1912
ty of following the incendiary and
Democratic Party die? When the,
and my how funny it felt, but I done
the flannel -mouth has been borne
Mississippi River runs, backwards:
some wild slashing with my left arm,
home. It is harder than ever to fool
the "proletariat," sounding phrases
y-
when women quit loving money andl
you remember.
won't do it. Mere promises won't do,
fine clothes; when snakes walk cm
legs and their bite don't poison men`s;
I change, as you well know,
it. Something more substantial must
toes; when Plymouth Roek roosters
-
And changing ain't no sin.
be offered.
look like Leghorn -hens; when U. S.
Wise men change, but fools don't.In
conclusion, want to remind
marshalls quit helping run, wild- cat.
And that's the reason I change.
ewe
the 'Republican bosses that they
fool "one-gallus"
stills; when there can be a hollow
can part of their
(
without two hills;. when the Republi-
I've turned man a
y political som-
follow n all the time and all of
g
cans stop Tieing and their_ "ihme-
erset with such velocity that it left
them part of the time, but by Ned,
ducks" quit crying; when Teddy,
my naval in the small of my back,
they haven't been able to fool all of
quits running and goes to' walking..
them all the time.
and quits so durn much talking-;.
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